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Elle Magazine’s October issue is devoted to the hottest twenty-five celebrities under or around the age of 25 years old. It’s all for Elle’s 25th anniversary. The pictorial is here - it includes people like Megan McCain, Camilla Belle, Mila Kunis, Gaby Sidibe, Amanda Seyfried… and Lauren Conrad (eyeroll). Gaby Sidibe, Seyfried and Lauren Conrad also got their own covers - I guess this revolving cover idea is here to stay. Meh on that. But it was Megan Fox’s inclusion that surprised me. Not that I don’t buy that she’s 25-ish. Technically, she’s “24”. Sure. But good God, that’s a hard, plastic, trashy 24, isn’t it? Here’s what Elle has released:
Megan Fox: Actress, bombshell
Credits: Teen-boy-movie staple; cast as fallen angel in the upcoming drama Passion Play opposite Mickey Rourke and Bill Murray.
On being married: “When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do ...
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Emma Stone will knock your socks off with her awesomeness. [LaineyGossip] Michael K‘s tribute to Ms. Blankenship, the Best Secretary in the World (on Mad Men). She‘s a sexual deviant! And a racist. [Dlisted] Speaking of Mad Men, Sunday‘s episode goes down as one of the best, most well-written EVER. Might even be the best episode of the series. [Pajiba] Ryan Seacrest is still fake-dating that Julianne girl. [Pop Sugar] Zac Efron does a Travolta/James Dean look. Tom Cruise just came. [Celebuzz] Pamela Anderson is going to film a love scene with a fan. [I Don’t Like You In That Way] Jamie Lee Curtis talks drug addiction & recovery. [PopEater] This Vogue UK cover looks nothing like Cheryl Cole. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Rachel Bilson is see-through. [Celebslam] Heidi Montag tweets about giving her boobs a massage. I literally just dry-heaved. [The Blemish] Hilary Duff is a loser and no one cares that she got married. [Yeeah] Is this cover of Kate ...
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This is totally a non-story, but Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise stepped out with Suri, Connor and Isabella today in New York City. We haven’t had new photos of Katie and Tom together in a little while, so it’s good to see them. Little Suri is hiding her face in these pics, unfortunately, and she’s still being carried everywhere. I love these photos because Katie is wearing heels for the outing, and I think Tom isn’t. I’ve been studying the photos where I can see his feet, and those sneakers don’t look like his special lift sneakers. Hey, the girl gets tired of always wearing heels, you know? He looked at Katie and was like, “Don’t be a bitch and wear heels today, okay? My lifts are killing my back.” And Katie was like, “I don’t really give a sh-t, Xenu.”
I’d just like to have a word on Tom’s height - I wish that it didn’t bother him so much, you know? He’s an attractive ...
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These are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan making a paparazzi-friendly visit to a movie theatre last night. Isn’t this what everyone does? Wander around pantless, wearing sunglasses, and head to the movie theatre after calling the paparazzi? At night? Right? And maybe on the way to the theatre, you can hit a few babies. Speaking of, we have some addendums to the “Lindsay Lohan hit a baby while driving like a crackhead in her Maserati” story. Radar’s initial story yesterday had Lindsay being too cracked-out to look both ways before turning on a red, then hitting a baby in a stroller before driving off without even getting out of her Maserati. Then, later Friday, TMZ put up their version of what happened:
An eyewitness to the alleged Lindsay Lohan “hit-and-run” tells TMZ … the photogs who sold the after-the-fact video are lying. The eyewitness — a photographer — says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday (not yesterday) and was turning onto Holloway Drive with a ...
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